top five articles of clothing i own that i could wear everyday

in no order:

1.  my green corduroy short pants

ever since buying these on a whim in about october or so, i’ve worn them at least 1-2 times a week and probably about every other time i leave the house for a social scenario.  i intend to wear them all the damn time in the summer.  they will be perfect for sandals and a tank top.

2.  my fleece pajama pants

winter in buffalo gets cold, cold, cold, cold, coooooooooold!  and my down comforter really helps me stay warm (a ton!), but sometimes i’m still ridiculously freezing and need some extra warming power.  enter the fleece pajama pants.  poof!  i’m warm!

3.  my gray empire waisted peasant top

i got this at old navy in november, i think, and i actually forgot that i bought it until about 2-3 weeks after the fact.  since then, i’ve worn it about a bajillionty times.  it’s perfect for everything.  it makes me look bohemian.  it makes me look put together enough to enter “put together” establishments.  it makes me feel fantastic.  the cut and color are absolutely flattering.  i love this shirt.  so glad i bought it!

4.  my fluffhead hoodie

i bought this for myself about 4-5 years ago at new age creation.  it was an obscene amount of money.  i think i’d just gotten christmas money from someone and was like, hey, let’s blow it all in one place!  and i’ve never looked back.  fluffhead is a cute enough word/ phrase that even people who don’t get the phish reference really enjoy seeing the hoodie.  “hi, fluffhead!”  it’s a color blue that at one point in my life, i was sure i’d never wear.  and with orange contrasting writing?  but now i’m used to it, and i love it, and i could literally wear it all day every day and be happy.

5.  either my red or my black (or both) victoria’s secret ipex bra

not to be naughty or provocative, but one time my roommate walked into my room and found my vibrator.  he was in the middle of telling me a story about something he had seen on “modern marvels” and stopped dead in his tracks.   i asked him if he wanted to see how it worked and he said yes so i showed him (fully clothed, perv!) all the different functions and settings.  he stood in awe.  i said, “heh, this thing should be on modern marvels.”

this, too, is how i feel about the bras.  they are perfect, really.  they’re uplifting and supportive, especially for someone with a large chest like me.  they feature fantastic coverage and a nice smooth, soft material unlike anything i’ve ever felt.  they’re stylish and versatile.  and they are comfortable.  sometimes i feel like i will topple over one day from the weight of my breasts.  with all the strain and stretching on my back, neck, and shoulders, it is nice to wear a supportive, covering bra that’s cute and comfy!  fucking expensive?  yes, but worth every penny.