something i forgot to mention

if you read in the previous post about how i spent a night swimming naked in a waterfall (many of you already know this story and/ or this detail), i need to include an amazing part of the story that i somehow left out.

i thought that this was one of the most amazing nights ever.  i got into the guy’s car when the sun was already up and the birds had been chirping for hours.  he drove me to my house, and i want to say that radiohead was still playing in the car.  i was starting to sober up.  i got out of the car feeling like sex goddess 2007, maniacal, redhead, diva, lover of the year, etc.  i went inside and peed (i don’t want to think too hard about what kind of creek nastiness was in my vagina), and still was beaming from being so naughty.  and then i looked in the mirror.

apparently, i didn’t wear waterproof mascara that day.  i had black streaks ALL OVER my face.  consider my bubble burst-ed.  it was a black mascara bubble and it burst all over my face.  hahahahaha… wow.  why wouldn’t he say anything?  oh lord, i thought i was hot shit, but nope!  mascara-face!  note to men:  tell us when we look like assholes.  it will be better than us finding out after the fact.  wow…